Saturday, April 23, 2005

A Dog's Life ($20)

I can describe A Dog's Life for the PS2 in one word: Simple.

The premise is simple, you play as a dog, Jake, and you are on a quest to save your love interest, Daisy, who has been kidnapped by a couple of goons working for the evil Ms. Peaches.

The controls are simple, utilizing primarily the face buttons, with a Zelda-like "this button does that" control schematic in the upper righthand corner of the screen.

The audio visual aspect of the game is simple with bright colors, loud goofy voices, and lots of open spaces for you to explore.

Like I said, simple.

Yet, I continue to find myself turning this game on, day after day. There is something compelling about this uncomplicated romp through America's contryside. I find myself smiling when I enter a new area, switch on Jake's smellvision and try to find all the scents near the chicken coop.

Unfortunately, in between all the exploration, there are a lot of poop jokes. I mean alot. And they arn't even good ones; these are the kind of jokes that are completely inapporpriate for an 11 year old, yet that same 11 year old will be the only one who laughs at them. I think the developers made a big mistake in including the potty humor. This game would have been perfect for kids, would have earned an E rating had they not included it. My step-sister would love this game, but cannot play it, just because you can make Jake take a big steaming dump on command. All that aside, the potty humor doesn't add anything at all, its completely superfluous.

So, all that aside, I recomend this game if you're craving a slow and simple exploration game.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

The Tasty Alien Interviews

On the Gaming Uncensored podcast, today they played my interviews with various people about how aliens would taste. Good stuff. Anyway, up this week will be my review of I Was An Atomic Mutant. Look for it in the Saturdayish range.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Interview with Dan the Drone

A new Gaming Uncensored is up, and in it I talk with Dan again. We speak about Conker: Live and Reloaded and Destroy All Humans.

Also, I have a skype account, username: cheapassgamer

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Narc: The Review (Sort of)

This week's review of Narc will be audio only, as I was quite inebriated at the time of recording and didn't type it up first. So, get yourself an RSS agregator and subscribe to the Gaming Uncensored feed.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Derek on the (internet) radio

In association with Tommy and Jaime of gaminguncensored.com, you can now hear the yours truly's dulcet tones. For the direct link, go to gaminguncensored.com and click Podcast - direct link to download the entire show where I have a two minute segment. If you are feeling very ambitious, go to ipodder.org, download their software, and then subscribe to gaminguncensored.com's podcast feed at http://www.jamiejordan.net/gaming_uncensored/Podcasts/rss.xml . By doing that, you can be assured you will never miss a show, because it will automatically download to your harddrive and worm it's way into your mp3 manager's software whenever a new show is available. The next show is on monday, and in it I interview one of the Two Dans about Narc.

Expect a review of Narc shortly.